Buckets from fishs' life

Floral Feast

Different people have different fetishes. Just look at this guy. He likes spiders, the hornier, the better =S I rest my case. I like flowers. No, I'm not gay. But I do like flowers. I don't know why. And I don't care.

Much had been happening lately, disappointment mingled with hope, there will be a hueg change in my life within a few weeks. No I'm not getting a gf, though I wished to =(

I hide myself within my flower,

That, fading from your vase,

You, unsuspecting, feel for me

Almost a loneliness.

-Emily Dickinson.

Obsessions

What did I bought for my bonus? Well...

Why did I bought these?
Things had sucked so bad lately, I feel like stabbing someone and inject with liquid detergent so I could watch them die and see the evil light fade from their eye. Yeah, you read it right. Liquid detergent.

"It is known that synthetic enzymes (in detergents) such as alkylbenzyldimethyl ammonium chloride are powerful phase transfer catalysts which can greatly accelerate the hydrolytic attack of glycerides, proteins, lipids, and genetic molecules. These additives are extremely toxic to virtually all living organisms."

Stay away from me you exploitative bastards. Don't be the unlucky one.

Kuching in mono

Had a short holiday last week, and for those who never seen Kuching, here you go. These are the pictures you never will see in glossy brochures and from other ~~non emo~~ photographers.

Comments on each photos are not there because I honestly do not know what to say. Been through a rough week, and the cheers of a significant bonus did not do any help. Feeling kinda neglected lately. Wheres the knife I ordered? I need it to slit my wrist =(

Eggs

This post is dedicated to the thousands of millions of mother chickens who endure the pain of eggbirth every day for their life, so that we could enjoy them chicken eggs for our breakfast.

A two handed approach to handling eggs.

A one handed approach will only end up in lots of broken eggs.

This is how you choose your eggs.

Take your time. Analyze the egg slowly.

Realllllllll slowly.

Yeah. THAT slowly.

If you did not choose properly, you'll end up with duds like this...

Then you get angry. You hurt people. Unterstand?

Eggs can be made into delicious foods like this, if you choose your eggs carefully.

Blog award: Lamest post of the year.

While Robin go and shoot hot chicks, i end up going to shoot some old dudes practicing qi gong. (ask me if you want to know moar) See how different we are? :D

My lonely birthday present

Get this thingie for my b'day (and a bunch of other unmentionables) but was kinda surprised cos someone actually remembered i contemplated buying one of these very long time ago ~6 months ago(?). Duh, I was hoping for an iPhone or smth >.<

Can it do any tricks? Well, it can sing.... =/

But anyways. Thank you, whoever you are. From the bottom of my broken heart. I guess the iPhone might just have to wait another year..hmmm.....

For the rest of you, if you can't figure out what is this thing, well, I heard some ppl used this to stick it up into their anus for some weird pagan ritual, maybe you can borrow this from me and test it? =X

Happy Birthday to myself

Well Fish,

Congratulations, you made it thru another year. So what's next?

Live thru another year?
Feeling like I was meant for more?
Believe in hopeless dreams?
Become cold?
Soulless?
Headstrong?
Fight and flee?

Maybe, I just don't care.

Maybe knives ain't for cutting cakes anymore :(

P.S. ~~Had an argument with my boss yesterday so I'm not in the best of moods, but anyway. You damn dicks still owe me presents. :(~~ I'm not emo, don't worry :D

Day out in town

Took a day leave from corporate slavery and go to town with my boss (suprise!) We went to Khoo Kongsi, some Kuan Ying temple in the middle of the town, Rumah Per-anakan and a few other unmentionables. Verdict? Well, spending my precious leave and getting sun burn in the afternoon sun?