Thoughts

As I was speeding down the Jelutong expressway (the only road in Penang that you can legally "speed" at 80kph) then suddenly a thought came to me.

It's Saturday morning, I've just closed a deal with my favourite vendor, was on my way to lunch with someone i don't mind spending the rest of my life with, the car no longer produce a creaking sound (i just fixed it yesterday) Everything just seemed so right. Suddenly, I had this realization, I'm actually happy being who I am.

Could this be the beginning of something good?  

I eased the accelerator while a song about the story of hip hop fades into the background.



p/s: The deal is a small one, mind you. So don't come asking me to treat anything you bloody leeches.

Obsessions

What did I bought for my bonus? Well...







Why did I bought these?
Things had sucked so bad lately, I feel like stabbing someone and inject with liquid detergent so I could watch them die and see the evil light fade from their eye. Yeah, you read it right. Liquid detergent.

"It is known that synthetic enzymes (in detergents) such as alkylbenzyldimethyl ammonium chloride are powerful phase transfer catalysts which can greatly accelerate the hydrolytic attack of glycerides, proteins, lipids, and genetic molecules. These additives are extremely toxic to virtually all living organisms."

Stay away from me you exploitative bastards. Don't be the unlucky one.